February 2013
1 post
January 2013
71 posts
Me after I'm done ignoring someone: hey, sorry, I just got your text
galacticdad:
when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
filifeels:
The Hunger Games beat the Avengers for best action movie???
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
“what are you doing up this early”
“i havent slept yet”
“No one is a slut. “Slut” is a made-up word to keep women from having as much fun...”
– 20 Things We Need To Stop Talking About In 2013 (via whatofmywrath)
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
lazullii:
blankets are kinda weird when you think about it
they don’t generate heat or anything they’re just these heavy soft sheets we wrap ourselves in. all they do is make it so the heat from our bodies stays near us we’re the ones making ourselves warm
in a way that makes it so blankets help us achieve our full potential
galacticdad:
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
let me get this straight (or not, rather)
leighway:
at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents
until he saw that harry was alive
at which point he shouted
and ran back
across the courtyard
away from his parents
to harry
What were you raised by wolves?
heartfire-ebubbles:
mae-maetheshotalover:
NO BUT SO I WAS WATCHING THE NEW YEAR’S COUNTDOWN IN TIMES SQUARE ON TV
AND THIS REPORTER LADY IS GOING AROUND HOLDING HER MIC OUT SO PEOPLE CAN GIVE SHOUT OUTS
AND SHE ASKS ONE GUY “WHO ARE YOU SHOUTING OUT TO?”
AND HE SAYS “MY MOM”
AND SHE ASKS “WHY?”
AND HE ANSWERS
“SHE HAS NO IDEA I’M IN NEW YORK”
“I’M TWELVE HOURS AWAY FROM HOME”
“SORRY MOM”
hellomynameisginny:
dajo42:
what if you thought you weren’t getting a kiss at midnight and you were upset about it
and suddenly there’s an explosion of light in the sky
and john barrowman just descends gracefully and gives you the biggest kiss in the universe
Watchwolfnudes:
Well I didn’t see that coming…
thiefkings:
thiefkings:
thiefkings:
my new years resolution is not to murder any of my classmates
wait that makes it sound like i have previously murdered some of them
my new years resolution is to continue this streak of not having murdered any classmates
